How to Keep Calm and Carry On.

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ellen.
student at riverside and full-time bullshitter.
lover of all things random and philosophical.
also, the tv show Friends. and asparagus. i love asparagus.
bob ross is an inspiration to me. he's the shit.
me:hey
friend:i have a boyfriend
me:whats up
friend:we totally made out last night
me:ok so how are you
friend:in love with my hot boyfriend
me:wow
friend:boyfriend
 You never know until you try. So don’t judge me for trying. 
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lazyyogi: from the Tao Te Ching
"Is it mere coincidence that god approved slavery when man kept slaves and god disapproves slavery now, after man has outlawed slavery? Or that god approved the consummation of a marriage between a man and a 9 year old girl when this was common, and paedophilia today is now a grave sin? Your god doesn’t set the tone for morality. We humans do. You merely shape your god to fit your belief system. God is nothing more than your ego."
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   Neal Jordan  (taken from a post in The Atheist Truth)

(via leylainwonderland)


palmrius: (by The_White_Deer)
 When you’re angry as fuck and someone tries to talk to you. 
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sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: pleasedontleadmeon)