grandkanye: if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
When your friends purposely make things awkward...
populardad: there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not...– (via wizlaqueefa)
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
specialexis: dude if you ever scratch or rub my back through my shirt you garuntee yourself a place under my protection you scratch my back and i’ll kill a man for you
disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via laserpistol)
adorability: I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk...